Perplexing Puzzles and Tantalizing Teasers By Martin Gardner

If all cars in the United States were pink, what kind of flower would the United States be?

Answer: A pink carnation.

Invader Zim

Two years ago my sons were sneaking on my laptop to watch Pokemon. Last summer it was Phineas and Ferb. This summer it has been Invader Zim. I haven't watched any of the episodes, but I hear the kids quoting the show in loud screetchy voices nearly every day.